THE GOTH SPELL
according to St. Claire
Latex Nun 1
Latex Nun 2
Latex Nun 3
Latex Nun 4
Latex Nun 5
Latex Nun 6
Latex Nun 7
Latex Nun 8
THE SEVEN VIRTUES of HARD GOTH and HEAVY METAL
VIRTUE 1: CHARITY
Thou shalt support your favorite artists. No file sharing… just buy the f*cking album!
VIRTUE 2: HUMILITY
Thou shalt not let your fame and fortune go to your head.
VIRTUE 3: TEMPERANCE
Thou shalt abstain from cheap liquor… the good stuff is on the top shelf!
VIRTUE 4: DILIGENCE
Thou shalt religiously show up at rehearsal hall… sober and on time.
VIRTUE 5: CHASTITY
Thou shalt unlock that belt and succumb to your chosen one who holds the key.
VIRTUE 6: KINDNESS
Thou shalt know thy place in the mosh pit. Keep your elbows to yourself.
VIRTUE 7: PATIENCE
Thou shalt not haul off and smack that pompous derelict that did not follow virtue # 6.
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